Cats are highly curious creatures. When they are awake, they do seem to spend a lot of time examining things when they aren’t just contemplating their fabulousness. Mr. Man and I spend a lot of time wondering what our cats are thinking about and making up dialogue, but we don’t generally tend to phrase it in the form of a question – except Sally wondering, “Mom, why are you bothering me again?”
Well, it turns out that Ruth Roy and Thomas Roy of wellcat.com thought that cats have questions that should be answered and they decided to make up National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day, which is this Friday, January 22. Their idea was that it would give people an opportunity to understand cats better by finding answers to the questions their cat has.
I wondered what the internet would say a cat’s questions are and found some websites with “Your Cat’s Top 5 Questions” or some such thing. These listicles had questions that don’t really apply to Anabel and Sally. They would never ask “Why do you get mad when I scratch the furniture (or fill in the blank bad behavior)?” because they don’t do that.
When I tried to think of questions that Anabel and Sally would have for me, I could only come up with a few:
- Why haven’t you fed me yet? (Sally)
- Why don’t you give me more crunchy food? (Anabel)
- Why are you bothering me? (either of them at any time)
- Why don’t you come over here and pay attention to me? (either of them at any time)
- Why did you wake me up? (at 2pm)
- Why don’t you get up right MEOW? (at 2am)
- How can I get my paws on that birdie?
Then I started wondering what questions I would want Anabel and Sally to answer about being a cat. I came up with:
- What is the line between warm enough and too warm? *I feel like it is around 80-85 degrees.
- How annoyed are you really by that collar? *Not much, I like to be accessorized.
- How hard is it to actually leap 6’ in the air? How fun is it? *It feels AMAZING. I am a graceful and powerful creature and I love all the ways that I can move and manipulate my body.
- Does it hurt when you land on the ground from a 5’ height? *Not really, my paw pads and the way that my body is put together does a good job at absorbing the shock.
So, what I thought might be fun this week is for you to post your questions and I will attempt to answer them. Either a question you have about cats, or you can pretend that you are a cat with a question about people. I’ll send an email on Friday morning to remind you to check back at this post and to see the answers to your cat questions.