Today will be a cat book report on an important work of feline literature: Millions of Cats by Wanda Gag. This is a book that is always highly recommended by any bookstore cat.
There once was a book about a very old man and a very old woman. It was the oldest, continually published, illustrated book. Because cats.
“If only we had a cat, then we would be happy,” she said.
But not hundreds of cats,
Or thousands of cats,
Or millions, and billions, and trillions of cats.
That is too many cats.
One cat is quite nice. Personally though, two cats is purrfect.
